Thanks for the article from Laura Ryan
Last winter while sitting and watching my free dvr, I heard the rattle of the wind as it shook the panes, icicles hung from the eaves like frozen stalactites and snow had piled up against the shed totally blocking door. Even the kids were playing in their rooms and not even these hardy little souls could be convinced to engage in a snow fight or construct a snowman. It was cold, really, really cold.
Suddenly warmth appeared from the satellite TV station in the form of swaying palms, white sand beaches and crystal, clear, turquoise water. Tahiti, I always wanted to go to Tahiti. It did not take much to convince the wife after she walked through the door; her nose was red and running, snowflakes adorned her hair looking like a mantle piece at Christmas and the car would not start at the store. It was just too darned cold.
Reservations were made, quickly; the kids, overwhelmed at the chance to miss two weeks of school, packed their shorts, sandals and bathing suits much faster than you can get them to do the dishes and my wife gave me hug and a kiss with chilly lips. Songs of dashing through the snow no more accompanied the trip to the airport and the next day found us on a beach, beneath a palm tree drinking Mai Tais